MORE GOOD NEWS / BAD NEWS:

Saddam's doctor called a meeting of all the Saddam look-alikes and announced:

"Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news."

"The good news is Saddam is still alive."

"The bad news is he lost an arm..."

(Hat tip to Harry Broertjes -- who really, really, really should start his own blog -- even if I have to jump-start it for him.)